Just one week ago today, the creepy Bipalium kewense crept right past my in-a-hurry gardener self and returned to the soil beneath my berry bush from whence it came! Once I'd Googlechecked it's habits and reputation, I ran back to the scene to flush him out! Spent over an hour sifting dirt, to no avail; then, helpless nightmares of my dear vermiFriends being liquified by this Kew Worm enemy.
I've been wondering in the days since. If my enemies Googlechecked my habits and reputation, would they find an evil worm who lurks about their gardens to slurp up helpless prey?
Some would say.